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August 8, 2011
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Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
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Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
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Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
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Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
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Rule #102: Force Kids to Wear Sunblock Indoors
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Rule #101: Use Your Children to Test Electrical Outlets
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Rule #100: Blame Someone Else’s Child for Pool Poop
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Rule #99: Encourage Your Daughter to Date a Carny
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Rule #98: Blame Your Kids for Natural Disasters
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Rule #97: Grow Weed With Your Children
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blaming kids for everything
boosting self esteem
children on leashes
cleaning your kid
confusing teens about sex
corrupting innocence
crushing the dreams of your children
developing healthy habits
dignity is cheaper than cash
dodging responsibility
drinking with pets
embarrassing your child
encourage safe behavior
encouraging correct behavior
encouraging smoking
exploiting your kid for causes
fair warnings
feeding your kid
getting the most out of your kid
getting wasted with kids
having fun despite having kids
how to deflate budding egos
kid-friendly policies
kids are just like pets
living vicariously through children
mailing it in
making sure your kid isn't fat
ominous threats of more children
parental regret
parents acting like kids
passing down awful genes
poor decision-making
popular children's stories
raising a future serial killer
raising an obnoxious child
raising a wimp
scaring your kid shitless
scarring children's memories
stunting children's growth
telling kids they suck
things you don't want to win
tricking kids
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Rule #3: Teach Toddlers the Proper Names of Private Body Parts
Cindi F
: HaHa! Great post. I do however agree with some of the above comments that this really...
ileana
: pretending that we live in a perfect world and it’s ok to cute, funny names for our...
ileana
: i was molested and was never told or taught anything about my private parts. i now have a...
April
: So I stumbled on this blog today because I was wondering if I’d done the right thing...
Aaron
: My son (3-years old) named his penis a “dewey” (the spelling is mine) when he...
Rule #71: Fake Memory Loss
Cindi F
: Love your site! You are very witty and entertaining to read. Keep up the good work and I...
Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos
Lisa
: I don’t know what made me laugh more; the article or the folks up in arms about it....
Rule #30: Love Your Pets More Than Your Kids
mazy
: Thank You too @Gregory.
Rule #6: Cut Your Child’s Hair at Home
Nicki
: This is hilarious! My mother butchered my hair when I was 10, and people thought I was a...
Rule #28: Practice Random Nudity
Anon
: There’s nothing wrong with nudity, it’s only people like yourself that make it...
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