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Equals

August 15, 2011 By Father Knows Worst 3 Comments
equals

We're not going to play favorites with you two.

Filed Under: Hall of Fame Tagged With: boosting self esteem, developing healthy habits, dignity is cheaper than cash, kids are just like pets, raising a future serial killer, stunting children's growth

Cigarettes Can Stunt Your Growth

August 9, 2011 By Father Knows Worst Leave a Comment

But how many did this guy have?

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There's a new Marlboro Man in town.

From: TCD

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