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Male bonding

August 10, 2011 By Father Knows Worst Leave a Comment
male bonding

Just another father and son outing.

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Filed Under: Hall of Fame Tagged With: confusing teens about sex, corrupting innocence, kid-friendly policies, living vicariously through children, scaring your kid shitless

A Reasonable Shopping Policy

August 9, 2011 By Father Knows Worst Leave a Comment
reasonable shopping policy

Seems like a fair deal.

Filed Under: Hall of Fame Tagged With: kid-friendly policies, scarring children's memories

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  • Rule #3: Teach Toddlers the Proper Names of Private Body Parts  
    • Cindi F: HaHa! Great post. I do however agree with some of the above comments that this really...
    • ileana: pretending that we live in a perfect world and it’s ok to cute, funny names for our...
    • ileana: i was molested and was never told or taught anything about my private parts. i now have a...
    • April: So I stumbled on this blog today because I was wondering if I’d done the right thing...
    • Aaron: My son (3-years old) named his penis a “dewey” (the spelling is mine) when he...
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    • Cindi F: Love your site! You are very witty and entertaining to read. Keep up the good work and I...
  • Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos 
    • Lisa: I don’t know what made me laugh more; the article or the folks up in arms about it....
  • Rule #30: Love Your Pets More Than Your Kids  
    • mazy: Thank You too @Gregory.
  • Rule #6: Cut Your Child’s Hair at Home 
    • Nicki: This is hilarious! My mother butchered my hair when I was 10, and people thought I was a...
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    • Anon: There’s nothing wrong with nudity, it’s only people like yourself that make it...

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