Because good parenting advice is boooring.
Responsibility is a drag. Take a stand against it. OK, take a seat.
There are very few reasons to get out of a comfortable chair. This isn't one of them.
Related rules:
Don't drink the water. You have no idea where that kid has been.
Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
Rule #102: Force Kids to Wear Sunblock Indoors
Rule #101: Use Your Children to Test Electrical Outlets
Rule #100: Blame Someone Else’s Child for Pool Poop
Rule #99: Encourage Your Daughter to Date a Carny
Rule #98: Blame Your Kids for Natural Disasters
Rule #97: Grow Weed With Your Children
Talk.