At least she's pulling her weight. All 43 pounds of it.
Relevant rules:
Because good parenting advice is boooring.
Read.
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Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger IssuesY… »
Rule #104: Feed Your Child SoapW… »
Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a GangD… »
Rule #102: Force Kids to Wear Sunblock Indoors
Rule #101: Use Your Children to Test Electrical OutletsE… »
Rule #100: Blame Someone Else’s Child for Pool PoopR… »
Rule #99: Encourage Your Daughter to Date a CarnyY… »
Rule #98: Blame Your Kids for Natural Disasters
Rule #97: Grow Weed With Your ChildrenW… »
Talk.