Because no one wants to have to go to prom alone.
via Reddit.
Trick or Treat … or Therapy
October 2, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Well, at least he won't be whining about you taking him around the neighborhood for candy.
Baby Photos are for Babies
August 23, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Because permanent ink means permanent love.
Source: Funlobby
Just the Two of Us
August 20, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Only two things in this world are permanent: our hair, and our love.
Also see:
Parental Supervision: Not Always Required
August 18, 2011 By Leave a Comment
It's all downhill from here, kid.
Reputable Daycare Provider
August 14, 2011 By 1 Comment
They'll even come to your home for pick-up service. (No return delivery though).
Baby’s First Book
August 14, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A picture is worth a thousand words. And a thousand hours of therapy.
“What, we were looking at it for the articles.”
Responsibility
August 14, 2011 By 2 Comments
Responsibility: You know you have it when your instinct is to pull out the camera.
I’d Give You Anything You Ax For
August 13, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Just remember, don't run with this thing. Walk slowly, deliberately, and never take your eye of the target.
The Case for Child Window Locks
August 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Just wait until he discovers matches.
Male bonding
August 10, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Getting Off Your Ass is Overrated
August 9, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Responsibility is a drag. Take a stand against it. OK, take a seat.
There are very few reasons to get out of a comfortable chair. This isn't one of them.
Related rules:
Cigarettes Can Stunt Your Growth
August 9, 2011 By Leave a Comment
How to Save Space on the Fridge
August 8, 2011 By 2 Comments
10 Year-Old Supermodel: At Least She’s Pulling Her Weight
August 8, 2011 By Leave a Comment
At least she's pulling her weight. All 43 pounds of it.
Relevant rules:
Cost-effective Hydration
August 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Don't drink the water. You have no idea where that kid has been.
How to Make a Therapist Rich
August 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Cause you make me feel like a pony. So good, like a pony.
The Least Popular Bedtime Story
August 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
You won't get many requests to read this one.
From: robogeeksy
Birth Control Incentive From Toys”R”Us
August 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
This estimate seems low.
From: BernieRunns
The Natural Born Athlete
August 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
His mother's outfit and his father's athletic ability.
Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
Rule #102: Force Kids to Wear Sunblock Indoors
Rule #101: Use Your Children to Test Electrical Outlets
Rule #100: Blame Someone Else’s Child for Pool Poop
Rule #99: Encourage Your Daughter to Date a Carny
Rule #98: Blame Your Kids for Natural Disasters
Rule #97: Grow Weed With Your Children
Talk.