It's all downhill from here, kid.
Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
August 16, 2011 By 1 Comment
Helmut? I don't need no stinking helmut.
He is destined for life’s fringes, good people, but you can help him feel included right now. Gang life usually gets a bad rap because of petty things like extortion, money laundering, fraud, death and mayhem. But it takes a village of young thugs to make all of this happen.
That’s where your son comes in. [Read more...]
Responsibility
August 14, 2011 By 2 Comments
Responsibility: You know you have it when your instinct is to pull out the camera.
I’d Give You Anything You Ax For
August 13, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Just remember, don't run with this thing. Walk slowly, deliberately, and never take your eye of the target.
Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
Rule #102: Force Kids to Wear Sunblock Indoors
Rule #101: Use Your Children to Test Electrical Outlets
Rule #100: Blame Someone Else’s Child for Pool Poop
Rule #99: Encourage Your Daughter to Date a Carny
Rule #98: Blame Your Kids for Natural Disasters
Rule #97: Grow Weed With Your Children
Talk.