Because good parenting advice is boooring.
Helmut? I don't need no stinking helmut.
He is destined for life’s fringes, good people, but you can help him feel included right now. Gang life usually gets a bad rap because of petty things like extortion, money laundering, fraud, death and mayhem. But it takes a village of young thugs to make all of this happen.
That’s where your son comes in. [Read more...]
Don't get too close to the window. Or the camera flash.
Let’s face it, the sun is Satan’s play toy.
With his ball of hell fire, the Evil One is able to create droughts, sizzle the new paint job on your Escalade, and coax nubile young women to wear bathing suits exposing lovely, sun-kissed soft skin parts that the dark demon wants the world to illicitly see.
And then there’s the issue of your children’s sensitive skin. [Read more...]
Daddy! How much longer before I get to glow in the dark?
You have never been afraid of strong electrical currents, but you do have to support your family and couldn’t afford to be out of work if, in the unlikely event, an accident with actual, you know, electricity should occur.
So hedge your bets and let your children bear the brunt of testing all the rewiring you’ve done in the new family room. [Read more...]
Rule #96: Allow Your Child to Touch Everything
Rule #95: Encourage Your Kids to Take Rides from Strangers
Rule #94: Give Your Child a Spray-On Summer Tan
Rule #93: Form a Rock Band With Your Teenager
Rule #92: Teach Your Kid How to Hitchhike
Rule #91: Rent an Old Geezer for the Holidays
Rule #90: Make Your Kids Share Their Birthday
Rule #89: Run Your Child’s Political Campaign at School
Rule #88: Nothing Is More Important Than High School Homecoming
Rule #87: Don’t Bother Photographing Your Kids
Talk.