Responsibility is a drag. Take a stand against it. OK, take a seat.
There are very few reasons to get out of a comfortable chair. This isn't one of them.
Related rules:
- Rule #32: Give Your Child an Inferiority Complex
- Rule #31: Ignore Your Child’s Crying
- Rule #11: Man-Boob Dads, Please Breastfeed Your Children
Trick or Treat … or Therapy
Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
Baby Photos are for Babies
The Beginning of the End
Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
Just the Two of Us
Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
Parental Supervision: Not Always Required
Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
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