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    • Rule #12: Screw Tradition When Naming Your Baby 
      • Sena Kott: I worked with a guy who’s last name was Kott. He named his first born daughter...
      • Lokio: My parents named me Debra-Jean Thankful. Pronounced Debra hyphen Jeen. I’m getting...
      • Lynda: I always liked strong names for girls. I felt that some people are so prejudice about...
    • Rule #10: A Happy Child is a Child on a Leash 
      • me: Read the TOPIC. This is about BAD Parenting. So it mean its not true, just a joke, fake,...
      • Lynda: I had to leash my son but like the father who posted about their child being autistic-...
      • Beth: “Author: Meagan Comment: Beth your a dumb bitch too.” NICE spelling, Meagan!
      • Meagan: Beth your a dumb bitch too.
      • Meagan: Your one stupid bitch
    • Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos 
      • Lynda: When my daughter turned 18 we did get matching tats- they are however tasteful and I am a...
    • Rule #102: Force Kids to Wear Sunblock Indoors  
      • Anna: But then they will be pale as a ghost and smell funny from the sun screen.
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