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Rule #71: Fake Memory Loss
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Trick or Treat … or Therapy
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Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
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Baby Photos are for Babies
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The Beginning of the End
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Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
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Just the Two of Us
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Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
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Parental Supervision: Not Always Required
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Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
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Equals
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blaming kids for everything
boosting self esteem
children on leashes
cleaning your kid
confusing teens about sex
corrupting innocence
crushing the dreams of your children
developing healthy habits
dignity is cheaper than cash
dodging responsibility
drinking with pets
embarrassing your child
encourage safe behavior
encouraging correct behavior
encouraging smoking
exploiting your kid for causes
fair warnings
feeding your kid
getting the most out of your kid
getting wasted with kids
having fun despite having kids
how to deflate budding egos
kid-friendly policies
kids are just like pets
living vicariously through children
mailing it in
making sure your kid isn't fat
ominous threats of more children
parental regret
parents acting like kids
passing down awful genes
poor decision-making
popular children's stories
raising a future serial killer
raising an obnoxious child
raising a wimp
scaring your kid shitless
scarring children's memories
stunting children's growth
telling kids they suck
things you don't want to win
tricking kids
worst prize ever
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Rule #12: Screw Tradition When Naming Your Baby
Sena Kott
: I worked with a guy who’s last name was Kott. He named his first born daughter...
Lokio
: My parents named me Debra-Jean Thankful. Pronounced Debra hyphen Jeen. I’m getting...
Lynda
: I always liked strong names for girls. I felt that some people are so prejudice about...
Rule #10: A Happy Child is a Child on a Leash
me
: Read the TOPIC. This is about BAD Parenting. So it mean its not true, just a joke, fake,...
Lynda
: I had to leash my son but like the father who posted about their child being autistic-...
Beth
: “Author: Meagan Comment: Beth your a dumb bitch too.” NICE spelling, Meagan!
Meagan
: Beth your a dumb bitch too.
Meagan
: Your one stupid bitch
Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos
Lynda
: When my daughter turned 18 we did get matching tats- they are however tasteful and I am a...
Rule #102: Force Kids to Wear Sunblock Indoors
Anna
: But then they will be pale as a ghost and smell funny from the sun screen.
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