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Rule #94: Give Your Child a Spray-On Summer Tan
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Rule #73: Use Your Child as a Thermometer
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Trick or Treat … or Therapy
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Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
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Baby Photos are for Babies
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The Beginning of the End
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Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
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Just the Two of Us
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Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
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Parental Supervision: Not Always Required
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Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
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Equals
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blaming kids for everything
boosting self esteem
children on leashes
cleaning your kid
confusing teens about sex
corrupting innocence
crushing the dreams of your children
developing healthy habits
dignity is cheaper than cash
dodging responsibility
drinking with pets
embarrassing your child
encourage safe behavior
encouraging correct behavior
encouraging smoking
exploiting your kid for causes
fair warnings
feeding your kid
getting the most out of your kid
getting wasted with kids
having fun despite having kids
how to deflate budding egos
kid-friendly policies
kids are just like pets
living vicariously through children
mailing it in
making sure your kid isn't fat
ominous threats of more children
parental regret
parents acting like kids
passing down awful genes
poor decision-making
popular children's stories
raising a future serial killer
raising an obnoxious child
raising a wimp
scaring your kid shitless
scarring children's memories
stunting children's growth
telling kids they suck
things you don't want to win
tricking kids
worst prize ever
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Rule #12: Screw Tradition When Naming Your Baby
william wizer
: it’s not an incredibly strange name but when I was young one of my friends...
nicole
: my daughters father suggested Jenna Talia, because it sounds feminine
Rule #28: Practice Random Nudity
Bruce
: A lot of the draw towards nudity in the media today stems from its censorship from a young...
Rule #31: Ignore Your Child’s Crying
Reality Checker
: In your sentence …”if you had any educatation at all which clearly...
Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos
Jaime
: Wow! I’m amazed how some people don’t understand that this is humor web site....
robin
: whoever wrote this is trashy & disrespectful. who are you to say anything negitive...
Jaime
: I think this is crap! I mean yaeh some people go out and get some really lame matching...
Rule #68: Strippers, Feel Free to Enjoy “Take Your Child to Work Day”
robin
: theres nothing wrong with stripping to provide for your kids, if thats what you have to...
Responsibility
Kali
: I actually laughed out loud when I saw this picture! A mom knows when her child is in...
Rule #6: Cut Your Child’s Hair at Home
2peas
: I just spent 25 bucks the other day and he looks like crap. or a creep.
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