The Prom Chaperone

Because no one wants to have to go to prom alone.

Because no one wants to have to go to prom alone.

via Reddit.

Trick or Treat … or Therapy

halloween-kid

Well, at least he won't be whining about you taking him around the neighborhood for candy.

Baby Photos are for Babies

kid-tattoo

Because permanent ink means permanent love.

Source: Funlobby

The Beginning of the End

first-day-kindergarten

And it's all downhill from here, buddy.

Just the Two of Us

matching-mother-daughter-outfits

Only two things in this world are permanent: our hair, and our love.

Also see:

Parental Supervision: Not Always Required

parental-supervision

It's all downhill from here, kid.

Equals

equals

We're not going to play favorites with you two.

Reputable Daycare Provider

reputable-daycare-service

They'll even come to your home for pick-up service. (No return delivery though).

Baby’s First Book

babys first book

A picture is worth a thousand words. And a thousand hours of therapy.

“What, we were looking at it for the articles.”

Responsibility

beats-shampoo

Responsibility: You know you have it when your instinct is to pull out the camera.

I’d Give You Anything You Ax For

anything-you-ax-for

Just remember, don't run with this thing. Walk slowly, deliberately, and never take your eye of the target.

The Case for Child Window Locks

water-cigarette-kid

Just wait until he discovers matches.

Male bonding

male bonding

Just another father and son outing.

Related rules:

A Reasonable Shopping Policy

reasonable shopping policy

Seems like a fair deal.

Getting Off Your Ass is Overrated

Responsibility is a drag. Take a stand against it. OK, take a seat.

recliners

There are very few reasons to get out of a comfortable chair. This isn't one of them.

Related rules:

Cigarettes Can Stunt Your Growth

But how many did this guy have?

cigarette dreams

There's a new Marlboro Man in town.

From: TCD

Related rules:

How to Save Space on the Fridge

for-when-you-cant-afford-a-fridge

This way daddy will never forget your artwork.


From: electrikmouton

Relevant rules:

10 Year-Old Supermodel: At Least She’s Pulling Her Weight

10-year-old-supermodel

At least she's pulling her weight. All 43 pounds of it.

From: Buzzfeed, via Jill Ess

Relevant rules:

Role Model

role model

Everybody should have one.

Worst Prize Ever

worst prize ever

How do I make sure I lose?

Cost-effective Hydration

don't drink the water

Don't drink the water. You have no idea where that kid has been.

How to Make a Therapist Rich

how to make a therapist rich

Cause you make me feel like a pony. So good, like a pony.

The Least Popular Bedtime Story

bullet to child

You won't get many requests to read this one.

From: robogeeksy

Birth Control Incentive From Toys”R”Us

pull out and save

This estimate seems low.

From: BernieRunns

The Natural Born Athlete

natural born athlete

His mother's outfit and his father's athletic ability.

The Multitasker

multitasking

Because nothing should stand in the way of gaming.