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    • Trick or Treat … or TherapyTrick or Treat … or Therapy

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    • Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School NightRule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night

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    • Baby Photos are for BabiesBaby Photos are for Babies

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    • The Beginning of the EndThe Beginning of the End

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    • Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger IssuesRule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues

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    • Just the Two of UsJust the Two of Us

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    • Rule #104: Feed Your Child SoapRule #104: Feed Your Child Soap

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    • Parental Supervision: Not Always RequiredParental Supervision: Not Always Required

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    • Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a GangRule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang

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    • Rule #12: Screw Tradition When Naming Your Baby 
      • william wizer: it’s not an incredibly strange name but when I was young one of my friends...
      • nicole: my daughters father suggested Jenna Talia, because it sounds feminine
    • Rule #28: Practice Random Nudity 
      • Bruce: A lot of the draw towards nudity in the media today stems from its censorship from a young...
    • Rule #31: Ignore Your Child’s Crying 
      • Reality Checker: In your sentence …”if you had any educatation at all which clearly...
    • Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos 
      • Jaime: Wow! I’m amazed how some people don’t understand that this is humor web site....
      • robin: whoever wrote this is trashy & disrespectful. who are you to say anything negitive...
      • Jaime: I think this is crap! I mean yaeh some people go out and get some really lame matching...
    • Rule #68: Strippers, Feel Free to Enjoy “Take Your Child to Work Day” 
      • robin: theres nothing wrong with stripping to provide for your kids, if thats what you have to...
    • Responsibility 
      • Kali: I actually laughed out loud when I saw this picture! A mom knows when her child is in...
    • Rule #6: Cut Your Child’s Hair at Home 
      • 2peas: I just spent 25 bucks the other day and he looks like crap. or a creep.
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