Because no one wants to have to go to prom alone.
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Trick or Treat … or Therapy
October 2, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Well, at least he won't be whining about you taking him around the neighborhood for candy.
Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
August 24, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Your future looks a hell of a lot brighter through beer goggles.
And there are very few opportunities in life to do something right, actually feel good about it, and get a nice buzz going at the same time.
Which is why it’s critical to bring a case of brew to your child’s back-to-school night. [Read more...]
Baby Photos are for Babies
August 23, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Because permanent ink means permanent love.
Source: Funlobby
Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
August 22, 2011 By Leave a Comment
That's not a purr. That's a cry for help.
It would be foolish of you to turn down these requests. You see, Samantha is growing, learning and adapting to the world around her, and that world often needs the fuel of uncooked sirloin.
Which brings us to Samantha’s alleged anger issues. [Read more...]
Just the Two of Us
August 20, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Only two things in this world are permanent: our hair, and our love.
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Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
August 19, 2011 By Leave a Comment
After the initial sting you'll start to get numb to the pain. Just like real life.
But this is like inserting a Lego in your puppy’s ass for soiling your carpet…which doesn’t work, as we’ve learned through, um, friends who have told us as much. (Seriously, we don’t even own Legos.)
Feeding your kid soap is a kinder, gentler form of punishment. It can be used for any number of transgressions (rudeness, poor grades, trying to stuff Legos up your puppy’s ass), yet we’ve found it works best when used in conjunction with a clean soul. [Read more...]
Parental Supervision: Not Always Required
August 18, 2011 By Leave a Comment
It's all downhill from here, kid.
Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
August 16, 2011 By 1 Comment
Helmut? I don't need no stinking helmut.
He is destined for life’s fringes, good people, but you can help him feel included right now. Gang life usually gets a bad rap because of petty things like extortion, money laundering, fraud, death and mayhem. But it takes a village of young thugs to make all of this happen.
That’s where your son comes in. [Read more...]
Rule #106: Bring Beer to Back-to-School Night
Rule #105: Ignore Your Child’s Anger Issues
Rule #104: Feed Your Child Soap
Rule #103: Push Your Child to Join a Gang
Rule #102: Force Kids to Wear Sunblock Indoors
Rule #101: Use Your Children to Test Electrical Outlets
Rule #100: Blame Someone Else’s Child for Pool Poop
Rule #99: Encourage Your Daughter to Date a Carny
Rule #98: Blame Your Kids for Natural Disasters
Rule #97: Grow Weed With Your Children
Talk.